Private jet “burial ground” reaching capacity as woke wealthy vow to fly coach


Seeking to put their climate money where their mouths are, the secondary market for private jets hit new lows Thursday as woke billionaires continued to eschew private aviation, insisting instead on flying commercial.

“How can I justify burning thousands of pounds of jet fuel per hour just to fly me and my friends,” said wealthy Lithuanian jet-setter Kvailys Balandis, “when there are thousands of unused seats on commercial airliners I could travel in for a tiny fraction of that?  Those seats will be flying whether I’m in them or not, the responsible thing to do is to fly, not just commercial, but coach.  I’m convinced that private jets make Mother Gaia sad.”

Not every wealthy climate advocate is ready to give up the comfort and convenience of private aviation just yet.

Biden “climate ambassador” John Kerry recently appeared flagrantly out of

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